Help Someone help me what to do…

February 8th, 2009 by djason4243

My crush on drug… and she lied to me …. i just know it… fuck!!!!

No wonder she sick all the time and stomach pain…. i told her not to contiune it but she wont listen….. i hope someone help me…..

I m very sad on it …… i love her but i dont want to see her go in to this…..

Feel Abit Sad and i Feel Like She Changed After She Work

December 16th, 2008 by djason4243

I with her so long i know her very well i mean almost.But i only hate or jealously when she drunk u know what ? When she drunk she didn even call me and go with unknown boy or customer i donno who was that. So i ask her… but she say only a customer.. For all guy out there.. if u love someone will u let it be like that ? Of cause no right ? Yesterday night i call her and she answer but suddely she thought i hang up but i still in phone i suddely heard a boy talking with her beside… at the 1st i ask her where are you now she say with irene yum cha later go back soon… but after that i ask her again she say ya with customer cause irene with her customer didn go back home i dont have key to open the door…. What the fuck that mean…. that time i really angry about it izzit she cheat me or what ? if she drunk what happen with her later?…. i dont want to say it…

But she blame me i jealous this and that..

So on today i mean this morning about 2am she didn call and didn even give a msg after finish work i donno where she been… somemore close her both handphone… so i cant call her and locate her where was her…so i keep waiting she till near 9am morning but she didnt…

I been so long with her… Everytime she angry or mad.. I the one who take care of her… But sometime she really rude with me.. You know what ? I didn scold back her also… but abit hard voice only..

My Love i hope you not changed after you working that job… I know they are rich but i m not.. They treat u good when you with them… But i did treat you good dear just sometime i have job to do so hope you understand me..

From the 1st day i know her i feel got something with both person that why i choose the to be my lover.

The last line i will like to say for today.. I love you yumiko i hope u didn changed after you work that job i really worried about it.. i know you like friend with boy but dont no too over mah… sometime you going out with boy until so late if you are bf will you angry ? You are playful girl dont think dirty… i mean she like enjoy and few freedom…. but what time already need people worried meh… somemore sometime she drunk also with boy i really worried… cause she drunk she will forgot want people do or say… i really scared my dear i hope dont do this to me… i hope you understand what the right and and what the wrong thing you cant do… you need seperate it dear… not all the time i say you are wrong my sweet heart… and sometime when she angry or mad she like to think back the think i do her angry before… btw that already done i already say sorry and sorry again

I really dont like she work this job… cause is not a good job if some small thing go wrong.. i always think oneday she with me together eat , talk laugh and having a good time together i already enough with that.. i m ready to engaged with her…

I write this blog from my heart and what i feel i hope everything can be softed both of us i love you yumiko my dear hope you understand what i need…

CRUSH !!!!!!!

October 25th, 2007 by djason4243

How come you have enough time to go out and make other girls fall in
love with you, but you don’t have enough time to pay attention to the
girl who already is.

You really know you love someone when all you want is for them
to be happy, even if that means that you are not a part of it.

Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more
when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when
the person you love has no idea what so ever.

The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you
and yet you know you can never have them.

I love him but I cannot show it, want him but he cannot know it,
need him but I know it’ll never be, if only he needed me.

I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me, or even
smile, because I know even if just for a second, I crossed your mind.

I wonder, what I could Do or say to make him like me. I wonder,
what or who I need to be, to be his. I wonder, when just being me
will be enough.

Should I smile cause were friends, or should I cry cause that’s all
well ever gonna be.

I look at him as a friend, then I realized I loved him.

We are afraid to care to much, for fear that the other person does
not care at all.

If you love something, set it free if it comes back, it was meant to
be. If it continues to fly, let it soar, have faith that God has
something better in store.

You don’t know what you mean to me, you don’t have a clue, you
can’t tell by looking at me what I feel for you.

Don’t push your relationship with a person too hard, if its meant to
be then it will happen.

Have you ever hated somebody so much that you wish they would
just leave and never come back but yet, loved them so much, you
knew you’d die if they did?

I think it’s weird when I love you, I think it’s weird when I want you,
when you don’t even know I’m there!

There are so many things she wanted to say to him but never had.
Like: You have the most amazing eyes. Please give me that hat you
always wear. I think our souls are meant to be together. What kind
of breath freshener is that?

Sometimes I wonder what you think of me or if you do at all.

I never knew it would be this hard to lose someone I never truly
had.

It’s hard not to love someone when he’s all you ever think about.

Sometimes I wish I had never met you because then I could go to
sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.

I wonder if you think of me half as much as I think about you.

I never found the words to say, you’re the one I think about each
day.

I believe that you and me, we could be so happy and free in a
world of misery.

No one can accuse you of falling in love with the wrong person if
inside
you know he is the one.

It’s not telling you how I feel that scares me it’s what you’ll say
back.

It’s so crazy, you walked into the room that day, just like every
other day except this time my heart skipped a beat.

You know, one day you look at the person and you see something
more than you did the night before. Like a switch has
been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is
suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.

Me? I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I feel, of what
I’ve said, of who I am, but most of all I’m scared of walking out of
this room and never feeling the rest of my life the way I feel when
I’m with you.

Isn’t it funny how you can still get butterflies in your stomach,
even though you have known the person for years.

It’s amazing how one little conversation can change things forever.

She loves him more then he would ever know, he love’s her more
than he would ever show.

It is tearing me up on the inside to have these feelings for you,
but I can’t get rid of them.

I sit here and wonder if you’ll ever understand just how much of
me belongs to you.

You wonder why I don’t talk to you anymore and please believe me
when I say it’s not that I don’t want to, it’s just that everything I
want to say I can’t tell you anymore.

When he’s around, my whole body knows it. I’ll keep talking and stuff,
but my mind will have no idea what I’m saying, I keep wondering if
there’s a term for this.

I want a new life and I want it with you.

The most ironic thing of all is, I think this will be the most difficult
breakup I ever go through, and we never even went out.

Sometimes the one love you can’t get over is the one love you
never really had.

If your wish does not come true then something better was meant
for you.

Rule #1 never tell a guy that you like them because then
they will immediately stop liking you so DON’T DO IT!

You cannot always wait for the perfect time, sometimes you must
dare to jump.

To love someone when there is no chance of that love ever thriving,
that is romance.

The man of your dreams could be standing right in front of you.

I just wonder how many people never get the one they want, but
end up with the one they’re supposed to have.

Don’t push it hard, if its meant to be, it’ll happen.

All I’m asking for is one night together. Just you and me. All alone.
And if you can honestly say you don’t feel anything for me after
that night, I will finally let you go.

It’s weird how sometimes things just have to happen to see how
you actually feel about someone.

When you thought I was in love with him, you were so wrong,
baby, I was loving you.

Sometimes there are things that are worth the chance, and when
you find them, everything in the world doesn’t matter.

I used to think that if I loved you enough you would realize it and
love me back, but I can only love so much for so long.

If I was pretty would you love me? If I was perfect would you want
me? If I loved you would you leave me?

You sit here and wish for that one person… be careful when you
wish for it… because the one person may come along and you
realized you made that wish at the wrong time.

Never long for anyone from the past. There is a reason why they
never made it to your future.

It’s just hard to think I’ll never get the chance to say you’re mine.

We’ll do what we gotta do, see what we gotta see, and if in the
end we end up together, then we’ll know it was meant to be.

Late at night when all the world is sleeping, I stay up and think
of you… and I wish on a star that somewhere you’re thinking of
me, too.

I wish you could hear all the words I’m too afraid to say.

If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms,
will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture
your heart, will you love me?

Frustrated because I can’t tell if it’s real. Mad because I don’t know
how you feel. Upset because we can’t make it right. Sad because I
need you day and night. Angry because you won’t take my hand.
Aggravated because you don’t understand. Disappointed because
we can’t be together, but still I’ll love you forever.

Even now after all this time, you called me and wanted me I’d say
"yes! It’s about time what took you so damn long!".

You are terrified of being alone… and all the while your best friend
is knocking outside.

Do I really love him or am I addicted to the pain of wanting something
I can’t have.

Sometimes we go out of our way to make someone love us in return,
but suddenly fate intervenes and says "oops, wrong person".

This is so different you’re so different, finally I’ve realized what I
deserve and it’s not what I had before.

The hardest part is being around him knowing you can’t have him
and he’ll never want you.

Maybe they are right. Maybe I did get my hopes up too high. Maybe
I was in over my head. Maybe I am the stupid one for ever thinking
that you loved me, but maybe, just maybe, I am tired of being alone.

Don’t screw up the best thing that ever happened to you just because
you’re a little unsure about who you are.

f**k what you know. You need to forget about what you know thats
your problem, forget about what you think you know about
life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.

Why can’t you just tell me how you feel, because how you act is
confusing me. You walk by me like I’m no one, you smile at me like
I’m anyone, you hug me like I’m someone… but kiss, the way you
kiss me, its as if I’m the only one.

You can say I don’t matter to you but I’m not the one calling every
night, that’s you.

I don’t know which is worse, keeping your love for someone a secret
or telling them and risk being rejected.

I don’t know which is worse, loving someone knowing its going to
cause you pain or being in pain because you can’t love someone.

Life and love is kinda funny some time cause the guys we want are
so hard to get, but the ones that we dont want… are so hard to get
rid of…

I can’t just drift away from you, I can’t get on with my life and not
give you a second thought. When I kissed you that night, walking
away stopped being an option.

Even though I’ve stopped "liking you" every time someone mentions
your name my head turns towards them. It’s like every time I hear it,
I think of what we had, and all we could have had.

Why is it we always fall for our best friends? Is it because we know
we can trust them? Is it because we know them so well? Is it because
of the way they know exactly what’s going on in our heads? Or is it
because they are there any day, anytime, anywhere without the
promise of kisses, intimate touches or whispered sentiments of love?
I think we love them because they are there when there is nothing
in it for them except for that little glimmer of hope that maybe someday
there will be.

Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don’t be a person
who has to look back and wonder what they would have or could have
had. No one waits forever.

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do
is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’m glad you’re happy. I can’t say that I’m completely happy for you
but I guess that’s just a part of life, I’ll always have feelings for you
but the rest of the world is forcing me to move on.

I’ve learned that there are people that truly love you, but they just
don’t know how to show it.

For someone who is suppose to be "just friends" why do I
always get butterflies in my stomach when you smile at me.

It’s not that we aren’t meant to be together, I think that we’re just
not ready for forever.

I miss this song alot =(

September 25th, 2007 by djason4243

A song from Siti Nurhaliza - Cinta Tak Berganti

and Thank you for deleting me

Biarkanlah resah sayang

Sukar ku lalui

Buat ku berduka

*Kenangkanlah oh semalam

Walau cinta dikunci

Janji tak ku lupa

**Tak daya ku halangi

Tak ku cuba jauhi

Tetap di sini

Terus menanti

Korus

Ikrar kita mengharungi badai sakti

Mencari sinar kasih suci

Walaupun nafas ku ini pasti terhenti

Jangan pula ada sangsi lubuk hati

Percaya cinta tiada ganti

Kau yang ku cari

Kaulah kasih ke akhir hayat nanti

Ulang* & **

Korus

Ulang** & Korus

Secrets of Love

September 15th, 2007 by djason4243

The first secret: the power of love.
Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help recognize him or her when you meet

.

The second secret: the power of respect.
You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself, "What do I respect about myself? " To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself, "What do I respect about them?"

The third secret: the power of giving.
If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of you can take.

The fourth secret: the power of friendship.
To find true love you must first find a true friend. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love’s seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.

The fifth secret: the power of touch.
Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.

The sixth secret: the power of letting go.
If you love something, let it be free. Even in a loving relationship, people need their space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions.

The seventh secret: the power of communication.
To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know; that you love and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say, "I love you." Never let an opportunity pass to praise and acknowledge someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word … it could be the last time you see them.

The eighth secret: the power of commitment.
If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong, loving one.

The ninth secret: the power of passion.
Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone. It comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. The essence of love and happiness are the same, all we need to do is to live each day with passion.

The tenth secret: the power of trust.
You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Trust yourself, trust others and trust the world. It is the foundation for LOVE.

> Crush <

September 12th, 2007 by djason4243

How come you have enough time to go out and make other girls fall in
love with you, but you don’t have enough time to pay attention to the
girl who already is.

You really know you love someone when all you want is for them
to be happy, even if that means that you are not a part of it.

Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more
when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when
the person you love has no idea what so ever.

The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you
and yet you know you can never have them.

I love him but I cannot show it, want him but he cannot know it,
need him but I know it’ll never be, if only he needed me.

I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me, or even
smile, because I know even if just for a second, I crossed your mind.

I wonder, what I could Do or say to make him like me. I wonder,
what or who I need to be, to be his. I wonder, when just being me
will be enough.

Should I smile cause were friends, or should I cry cause that’s all
well ever gonna be.

I look at him as a friend, then I realized I loved him.

We are afraid to care to much, for fear that the other person does
not care at all.

If you love something, set it free if it comes back, it was meant to
be. If it continues to fly, let it soar, have faith that God has
something better in store.

You don’t know what you mean to me, you don’t have a clue, you
can’t tell by looking at me what I feel for you.

Don’t push your relationship with a person too hard, if its meant to
be then it will happen.

Have you ever hated somebody so much that you wish they would
just leave and never come back but yet, loved them so much, you
knew you’d die if they did?

I think it’s weird when I love you, I think it’s weird when I want you,
when you don’t even know I’m there!

There are so many things she wanted to say to him but never had.
Like: You have the most amazing eyes. Please give me that hat you
always wear. I think our souls are meant to be together. What kind
of breath freshener is that?

Sometimes I wonder what you think of me or if you do at all.

I never knew it would be this hard to lose someone I never truly
had.

It’s hard not to love someone when he’s all you ever think about.

Sometimes I wish I had never met you because then I could go to
sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.

I wonder if you think of me half as much as I think about you.

I never found the words to say, you’re the one I think about each
day.

I believe that you and me, we could be so happy and free in a
world of misery.

No one can accuse you of falling in love with the wrong person if
inside
you know he is the one.

It’s not telling you how I feel that scares me it’s what you’ll say
back.

It’s so crazy, you walked into the room that day, just like every
other day except this time my heart skipped a beat.

You know, one day you look at the person and you see something
more than you did the night before. Like a switch has
been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is
suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.

Me? I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I feel, of what
I’ve said, of who I am, but most of all I’m scared of walking out of
this room and never feeling the rest of my life the way I feel when
I’m with you.

Isn’t it funny how you can still get butterflies in your stomach,
even though you have known the person for years.

It’s amazing how one little conversation can change things forever.

She loves him more then he would ever know, he love’s her more
than he would ever show.

It is tearing me up on the inside to have these feelings for you,
but I can’t get rid of them.

I sit here and wonder if you’ll ever understand just how much of
me belongs to you.

You wonder why I don’t talk to you anymore and please believe me
when I say it’s not that I don’t want to, it’s just that everything I
want to say I can’t tell you anymore.

When he’s around, my whole body knows it. I’ll keep talking and stuff,
but my mind will have no idea what I’m saying, I keep wondering if
there’s a term for this.

I want a new life and I want it with you.

The most ironic thing of all is, I think this will be the most difficult
breakup I ever go through, and we never even went out.

Sometimes the one love you can’t get over is the one love you
never really had.

If your wish does not come true then something better was meant
for you.

Rule #1 never tell a guy that you like them because then
they will immediately stop liking you so DON’T DO IT!

You cannot always wait for the perfect time, sometimes you must
dare to jump.

To love someone when there is no chance of that love ever thriving,
that is
romance.

The man of your dreams could be standing right in front of you.

I just wonder how many people never get the one they want, but
end up with the one they’re supposed to have.

Don’t push it hard, if its meant to be, it’ll happen.

All I’m asking for is one night together. Just you and me. All alone.
And if you can honestly say you don’t feel anything for me after
that night, I will finally let you go.

It’s weird how sometimes things just have to happen to see how
you actually feel about someone.

When you thought I was in love with him, you were so wrong,
baby, I was loving you.

Sometimes there are things that are worth the chance, and when
you find them, everything in the world doesn’t matter.

I used to think that if I loved you enough you would realize it and
love me back, but I can only love so much for so long.

If I was pretty would you love me? If I was perfect would you want
me? If I loved you would you leave me?

You sit here and wish for that one person… be careful when you
wish for it… because the one person may come along and you
realized you made that wish at the wrong time.

Never long for anyone from the past. There is a reason why they
never made it to your future.

It’s just hard to think I’ll never get the chance to say you’re mine.

We’ll do what we gotta do, see what we gotta see, and if in the
end we end up together, then we’ll know it was meant to be.

Late at night when all the world is sleeping, I stay up and think
of you… and I wish on a star that somewhere you’re thinking of
me, too.

I wish you could hear all the words I’m too afraid to say.

If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms,
will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you
kiss me? If I capture
your heart, will you love me?

Frustrated because I can’t tell if it’s real. Mad because I don’t know
how you feel. Upset because we can’t make it right. Sad because I
need you day and night. Angry because you won’t take my hand.
Aggravated because you don’t understand. Disappointed because
we can’t be together, but still I’ll love you forever.

Even now after all this time, you called me and wanted me I’d say
"yes! It’s about time what took you so damn long!".

You are terrified of being alone… and all the while your best friend
is knocking outside.

Do I really love him or am I addicted to the pain of wanting something
I can’t have.

Sometimes we go out of our way to make someone love us in return,
but suddenly fate intervenes and says "oops, wrong person".

This is so different you’re so different, finally I’ve realized what I
deserve and it’s not what I had before.

The hardest part is being around him knowing you can’t have him
and he’ll never want you.

Maybe they are right. Maybe I did get my hopes up too high. Maybe
I was in over my head. Maybe I am the stupid one for ever thinking
that you loved me, but maybe, just maybe, I am tired of being alone.

Don’t screw up the best thing that ever happened to you just because
you’re a little unsure about who you are.

f**k what you know. You need to forget about what you know thats
your problem, forget about what you think you know about
life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.

Why can’t you just tell me how you feel, because how you act is
confusing me. You walk by me like I’m no one, you smile at me like
I’m anyone, you hug me like I’m someone… but kiss, the way you
kiss me, its as if I’m the only one.

You can say I don’t matter to you but I’m not the one calling every
night, that’s you.

I don’t know which is worse, keeping your love for someone a secret
or telling them and risk being rejected.

I don’t know which is worse, loving someone knowing its going to
cause you pain or being in pain because you can’t love someone.

Life and love is kinda funny some time cause the guys we want are
so hard to get, but the ones that we dont want… are so hard to get
rid of…

I can’t just drift away from you, I can’t get on with my life and not
give you a second thought. When I kissed you that night, walking
away stopped being an option.

Even though I’ve stopped "liking you" every time someone mentions
your name my head turns towards them. It’s like every time I hear it,
I think of what we had, and all we could have had.

Why is it we always fall for our best friends? Is it because we know
we can trust them? Is it because we know them so well? Is it because
of the way they know exactly what’s going on in our heads? Or is it
because they are there any day, anytime, anywhere without the
promise of kisses, intimate touches or whispered sentiments of love?
I think we love them because they are there when there is nothing
in it for them except for that little glimmer of hope that maybe someday
there will be.

Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don’t be a person
who has to look back and wonder what they would have or could have
had. No one waits forever.

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do
is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’m glad you’re happy. I can’t say that I’m completely happy for you
but I guess that’s just a part of life, I’ll always have feelings for you
but the rest of the world is forcing me to move on.

I’ve learned that there are people that truly love you, but they just
don’t know how to show it.

For someone who is suppose to be "just friends" why do I
always get butterflies in my stomach when you smile at me.

It’s not that we aren’t meant to be together, I think that we’re just
not ready for forever.

Jokes Of The Month Sep 2007

September 12th, 2007 by djason4243

1. MOM…CAN YOU BUY ME A BRA?
"Mum, can I ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I’m already fourteen and… I think it’s just proper that I should own one."
"And what is this ‘one’ you’re referring to?"
"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
"No."
"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention."
"Nope."
"It will be just proper at my age…"
"I said no way…!"
"But all of my friends wear……!"
"David! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!?"

2. WHAT’S IN A NAME?
A Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, Mom," he asked, "why is my big brother named Mighty Storm’?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." she replied.
"Why is my sister named ‘Corn Flower’?"
"Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called ‘Moon Child’?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?"

InSpiRatiOns StOriEs…

September 5th, 2007 by djason4243

A Date..

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman
out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other
woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.

The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER,
who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and
my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.

"What’s wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of
woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is
a sign of bad news.

"I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you," I responded.
"Just the two of us."

She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that
very much."

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit
nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed
to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on.
She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had
worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary.

She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel’s.

"I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they
were impressed, "she said, as she got into the car. "They can’t wait to
hear about our meeting". We went to a restaurant that, although
not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if
she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read the menu.
Large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw
Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.

"It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,"
she said.

"Then it’s time that you relax and let me return the favor," I responded.

During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation - nothing
extraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other’s life.
We talked so much that we missed the movie.

As we arrived at her house later, she said, "I’ll go out with you again,
but only if you let me invite you." I agreed.

"How was your dinner date?" asked my wife when I got home. "Very
nice. Much more so than I could have imagined," I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It
happened so suddenly that I didn’t have time to do anything for her.

Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant
receipt from the same place mother and I had dined.

An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I wasn’t sure that
I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you
and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant
for me. I love you, son."

At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time:
"I LOVE YOU!" and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve.
Nothing in life is more important than God and your family. Give them
the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till
"some other time."

~To everyone with an aging parent, to a child, to an
adult, to anyone with a parent.~

Here’s hoping today is better than yesterday…

301 Useless Facts

September 4th, 2007 by djason4243

1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.
2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.
3. The “57″ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.
4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually. On average, that’s 3 pounds a day per person.
5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.
6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.
7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.
9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
10. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.
11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.
13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year).
14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately).
16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
17. The ZIP in “ZIP code” means Zoning Improvement Plan.
18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
19. A “2 by 4″ is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
20. It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.
21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar
22. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print.
24. The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
25. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
26. The “save” icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.
27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively).
28. Camel’s have three eyelids.
29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
30. John Wilkes Booth’s brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son.
31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.
32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system.
33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.
34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.
35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.
36. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name “soyce”.
39. Slugs have four noses.
40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
41. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).
42. India has a Bill of Rights for cows.
43. If sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress it, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
44. During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing.
45. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.
46. About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States.
47. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
48. Over a course of about eleven years, the sun’s magnetic poles switch places. This cycle is called “Solarmax”.
49. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.
50. Upper and lower case letters are named “upper” and “lower” because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters.
51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
52. The numbers “172″ can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.
54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.
55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.
56. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
57. The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
58. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour.
59. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original.
60. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
61. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.
62. The largest amount of money you can have without having change for a dollar is $1.19 (3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies cannot be divided into a dollar).
63. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”.
64. IBM’s motto is “Think”. Apple later made their motto “Think different”.
65. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original “Halloween” was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white, due to low budget.
66. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
67. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
68. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is.
69. The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.
70. When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived.
71. In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In South Africa, someone dies due to HIV or AIDS every 10 minutes.
72. Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald’s.
73. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, which Motorola got their name from.
74. In the US, about 127 million adults are overweight or obese; worldwide, 750 million are overweight and 300 million more are obese. In the US, 15% of children in elementary school are overweight; 20% are worldwide.
75. In Disney’s Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward).
76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, “Red Vineyard at Arles”.
77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
78. One in ten people live on an island.
79. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
80. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%.
81. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
82. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
83. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said “Elementary, my dear Watson”, Humphrey Bogart NEVER said “Play it again, Sam” in Casablanca, and they NEVER said “Beam me up, Scotty” on Star Trek.
84. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
85. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model.
86. The sound you here when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head.
87. More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).
88. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
89. There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas.
90. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
91. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
92. Back in the mid to late ’80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn’t considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft’s Flight Simulator.
93. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
94. Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public).
95. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
96. Jim Henson first coined the word “Muppet”. It is a combination of “marionette” and “puppet.”
97. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words “North” and “South).
98. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896.
99. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity.
100. The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.
102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a “palindrome”.
103. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
104. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.
105. China has more English speakers than the United States.
106. Finnish folklore says that when Santa comes to Finland to deliver gifts, he leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko instead. According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols, who visits homes on New Year’s Eve after everyone is asleep, and if a plate is set out for him, he fills it with cookies and cakes.
107. One in every 9000 people is an albino.
108. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
109. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
110. Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.
111. Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.
112. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.
113. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
114. In every episode of “Seinfeld” there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.
115. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck.
116. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
117. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
118. Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity.
119. About 55% of all movies are rated R.
120. About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.
121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.
122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.
123. The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
124. The Pentagon in Arlington Virginia has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
125. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.
126. The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
127. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
128. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
129. There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world.
130. The word “maverick” came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle. Eventually any unbranded calf became known as a Maverick.
131. Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
132. For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse’s legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
133. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building.
134. An American urologist bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000.
135. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
136. Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters “MT”.
137. $283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.
138. Almonds are members of the peach family.
139. Rats and horses can’t vomit.
140. The penguin is the only bird that can’t fly but can swim.
141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
144. There are only four words in the English language that end in “-dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
145. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
146. Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
147. “101 Dalmatians” and “Peter Pan” are the only Disney animations in which both of a character’s parents are present and don’t die during the movie.
148. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
149. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.
150. Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.
151. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
152. Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21.
153. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
154. All polar bears are left-handed.
155. The catfish has over 27000 taste buds (more than any other animal)
156. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
157. Butterflies taste with their feet.
158. Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.
159. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
160. Starfish have no brains.
161. 11% of the world is left-handed.
162. John Hancock and Charles Thomson were the only people to sign the Declaration of independence on July 4th, 1776. The last signature came five years later.
163. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
164. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
165. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
166. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
167. A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
168. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
169. Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months.
170. Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula”. It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.
171. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
172. A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.
173. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
174. A “jiffy” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
175. The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.
176. The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.
177. The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.
178. One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured.
179. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
180. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs melted into it.
181. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
182. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
183. Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. “You’ve got Mail!”). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as “Q-Link.”
184. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
185. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother.
186. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
187. Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.
188. Shakespeare invented the words “assassination” and “bump.”
189. There are a million ants for every person on Earth.
190. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
191. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
192. The name Jeep comes from “GP”, the army abbreviation for General Purpose.
193. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
194. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
195. Cats’ urine glows under a black light.
196. A “quidnunc” is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
197. The first US Patent was for manufacturing potassium carbonate (used in glass and gunpowder). It was issued to Samuel Hopkins on July 31, 1970.
198. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items.
199. In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.
200. 25% of a human’s bones are in its feet.
201. David Sarnoff received the Titanic’s distress signal and saved hundreds of passengers. He later became the head of the first radio network, the National Broadcasting Company (NBC).
202. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
203. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than every Nike factory worker in Malaysia combined.
204. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the ’30s lobbied against hemp farmers (they saw it as competition).
205. “Canada” is an Indian word meaning “Big Village”.
206. Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.
207. If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
208. Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S.
209. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet.
210. A jellyfish is 95% water.
211. Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001).
212. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
213. Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.
214. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
215. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle)
216. In golf, a ‘Bo Derek’ is a score of 10.
217. In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined.
218. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
219. If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.
220. Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
221. The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.
222. There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France.
223. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home the stadium becomes Nebraska’s third largest city.
224. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s “It’s a Wonderful Life”.
225. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
226. In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50.
227. Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers.
228. Newborn babies have about 350 bones. They gradually merge and disappear until there are about 206 by age 5.
229. There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal.
230. In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand.
231. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
232. On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand “1″ and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner.
233. Judy Scheindlin (”Judge Judy”) has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.
234. The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z.
235. Andorra, a tiny country on the border between France and Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years.
236. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
237. Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.
238. In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.
239. John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
240. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
241. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
242. “The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
243. There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.
244. The Toltecs (a 7th century tribe) used wooden swords so they wouldn’t kill their enemies.
245. “Duff” is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.
246. The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.
247. There have been over 600 lawsuits against Alexander Grahm Bell over rights to the patent of the telephone, the most valuable patent in U.S. history.
248. Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world).
249. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.
250. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined.
251. At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.
252. Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.
253. The tool doctors wrap around a patient’s arm to measure blood pressure is called a sphygmomanometer.
254. People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.
255. US gold coins used to say “In Gold We Trust”.
256. In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.
257. A shrimp’s heart is in its head.
258. In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion.
259. The bestselling books of all time are The Bible (6billion+), Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung (900million+), and The Lord of the Rings (100million+)
260. Pearls melt in vinegar.
261. “Lassie” was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.
262. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself.
263. Nepal is the only country that doesn’t have a rectangular flag. Switzerland is the only country with a square flag.
264. Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible.
265. Tiger Woods’ real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname “Tiger” in honor of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War.
266. Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.
267. Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is said to haunt the White House.
268. God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther.
269. The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.
270. Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.
271. There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment.
272. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.
273. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed.
274. The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice.
275. For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen.
276. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
277. Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.
278. Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people.
279. The “if” and “then” parts of conditional (”if P then Q”) statement are called the protasis (P) and apodosis (Q).
280. Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech.
281. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.
282. Only female mosquitoes bite.
283. The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world’s mail.
284. Most household dust is made of dead skin cells.
285. One in about eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age.
286. The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female.
287. The “countdown” (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called “Die Frau Im Monde” (The Girl in the Moon).
288. Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.
289. There are seven suicides in the Bible: Abimelech. Samson, Saul, Saul’s armor-bearer, Ahithophel, Zimri, Judas.
290. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel.
291. Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died.
292. Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator. Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit.
293. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were “Thomas Jefferson survives.”
294. The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland’s baby daughter, Ruth, not Babe Ruth the baseball player.
295. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open.
296. The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person).
297. There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today.
298. While many treaties have been signed at or near Paris, France (including many after WWI and WWII), nine are actually known as the “Treaty of Paris”: Seven Years’ War (1763), American Revolutionary War (1783), French-Swede War (1810), France vs Sixth Coalition (1814), Battle of Waterloo (1815), Crimean War (1856), Spanish-American War (1898), union of Bessarabia and Romania (1920), establishment of European Coal and Steel Community (1951).
299. Robert Todd Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln’s oldest son) was in Washington DC during his father’s assassination as well as during President Garfield’s assassination, and he was in Buffalo NY when President McKinley was assassinated.
300. The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands.
301. The past-tense of the English word “dare” is “durst”.

How to keep your girlfriend or maintain haha

September 3rd, 2007 by djason4243

1 - Dont laugh at her. If she’s trying 2 tell u something important and its
hard for her, dont laugh it will make it even harder.

2 - Tell her u love her, but only if u really mean it. Tell her 2 on her face
and not over an sms or over the net, it will mean alot more if u tell her
in person.

Dont worry if u cant find the right time 2 say it theres never a wrong
time to tell someone u love them, and she will tell u she loves u 2 coz
she wouldnt be with u if she didnt love u.

3 - Buy her little presents 2 show that u love her, it doesnt have 2
cost much it can be cheap as long as its nice she’ll love it and she’ll
love u even more for it, and u might even get a present from her

4 - Always offer 2 pay for things when u go out but dont pay all the
time, if she wants 2 pay for herself let her.

If u hav a girl that always wants u 2 pay for her and she doesnt offer
2 pay for herself tell her u dont have much money and ask if she would
like 2 pay for herself, but if she wont u’ll probably be better off without
her coz if u stay with her u’ll never have any money for urself coz she’ll
spend it all.

5 - Dont ever hurt her. If ur mucking about and u accidently
hurt her u should apologize but if she still goes mad at u it will be coz it
really hurt, so if she does go mad an still hits u bk give her a cuddle and
tell her u really didn’t mean it.

6 - Never ever cheat, she’ll always find out, even if u thuink ur being
smart cheating on her with someone she’ll never meet, chances r one
of her
friends will know her or one of ur friends will tell her.

7 - Dont keep secrets if u do she’ll start 2 get paranoid and think ur
cheating on her

8 - Dont lie its worse that keeping secrets coz u’ll make her feel like u
dont trust her and cant tell her anything so she’ll keep secrets 2 and
wont tell u anything.

9 - Always give her a kiss and a cuddle, even if ur out with ur friends.

10 - Never ever talk about how good looking other girls or women on
the tv are u’ll make her feel really bad, and she’ll think u dont find
her attractive.

And never talk about ur exs, unless ur saying something really horrible
about them, she’ll think u still like them and u dont like her as much

11 - If shes got guy friends and she talks 2 them alot dont get jealous
and think that shes goin 2 cheat on u theyre only friends nothings
going 2 happen between them.

12 - If she looks upset about something ask her whats wrong, but if
she says nothing that means she doesnt want 2 talk about it and
theres nothing u can do 2 make her talk about it so just give her a
cuddle coz it will make her feel alot better.

13 - Always ask her how her days been she’ll always have something
2 say, and it will show that u care.

14 - If she does smoething that really annoys u, u have 2 tell her u
cant jst go in a mood or she wont know wot she did wrong, she will
really appreciate u telling her coz she’ll know not 2 do it again.

15 - Whenever u talk about the future always talk about it as if u r
going 2 be together forever it will make her feel like u really love her
and u always want 2 be with her.

Ok i am adding some more things here:

SOME THINGS THAT GIRLS LOVE THEIR BF’s to DO

1. kiss them in the most romantic way

2. always hug and cuddle with them

3. buy or make them thoughtful gifts

4. stand up for them

5. kiss them everywhere ( neck, lips, cheek, ears, forehead….)

6. try not to act stupid around them ((OVERSMART))

7. try not to act like you r cool ((OVERACT))

8. put your hands on their ass once in a while ((IT WORKS, they
just like ur hand in their back pocket at times))

9. LOVE THEM WITH ALL YOUR HEART